The South Point, one of the Socialites favorite places to hang low key, is also the home to one of the worst Cafe's in the City!
"NOW" LLE confirmed.
We walk right up to the hostess stand.
"Party of two" the older lady questions.
"Yes" we proclaim.
"Okay, (she points) follow her"
A little confused as to who "her" is, we begin to enter the restaurant, examining all the female staff moving about the floor.
"Umm okay" I say.
With a confused look on her face LLE declares "...I think shes talking about that lady"
Unguided, we make our way across the restaurant headed towards the woman. As we get about half way to her, she places the menus at the edge of the table and walks off...
To go off for a second: I'm confused. I hate that trash! Why can't the hostess actually walk us to the table...I don't get it.
"Okay what the hell is going on" I explode.
"Umm that is a good question, is this or isn't this our table, what's going on" LLE exclaims.
We stand in the middle of the restaurant, like dumbasses, for about 30 seconds before asking a random nearby busser...
"Is this supposed to be our table, the hostess just walked off..."
He cuts us off, "Yeah, it's your table".
"Some hostess" I think to myself...out loud.
"Yeah really" LLE agrees.
At this point we are both annoyed.
Hmmmm what to have what to have. While perusing the menu time goes by.
"When the fuck are we gonna get some water?!" I exclaim....parched.
"I know damn! We have been here for 20 minutes!? That's it! Excuse me?" LLE calls over another random employee.
"Can we get some water, we have been here for 20 minutes".
"Oh okay", the random responds.
He returns with water....LLE turns to me and says "Look".
In her water is an Unidentifiable Floating Object...a UFO.
"That's disgusting" I admit. "This is ridiculous".
Time for refills. When our water begins to get low we are approached by a strange sarcastic busser.
"Ugg I'm so over this place." I decide.
"Me too, worst service ever." LLE agrees loud enough for all to hear.
HORRIBLE hostesses, Zombie Staff, UFO's (unidentified floating objects) in the water, and shitty unapologetic management is what you have to look forward to at the South Point's 24 hour Coronado Cafe.
We say STAY AWAY!!!
0 FAB Points to you Coronado Cafe!!!